May 2013
celtysturlusons:
u know when u wanna watch an anime then u see how many episodes there are and ur like Nah
techiejellyfish:
i-will-eviscerate—you:
the-fandoms-are-cool:
urbanfuck:
my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child
your mother must be so proud of her strong, smart child who lives each day dealing with anxiety and depression and still holds on
this is beautiful
“For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.”
– Virginia Woolf (via 100philosophers)
exileinmaryland:
So, on Friday, I have a doctor’s appointment.
Let’s play the “name ALL the horrible things depression does to your body” game.
More whiny after the break.
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Watchunsuccessfulmetalbenders:
its my birthday and the struggle is real
kstewart:
wait hold up so
taylor swift (23) is regarded as immature and a bad role model because she writes songs about emotional aspects of her past relationships
but usher (34) sings “honey got some boobies like wow oh wow” and justin timberlake (32) sings “let me get a good look at it, so thick now i know why they call it a fatty”
and no one bothers to bring up the question of their...
ring-wraiths:
ok guys so one of my teacher’s names is ms. lovin. her niece was recently born. do you know what they named her? summer. her niece’s name is summer lovin.
supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:
teruteruhanamura:
im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK
IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT
LORD FUCKWAD
HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST
SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
homleschapel:
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
forsciencejohn:
hey arthur conan doyle, happy birthday! thanks for bringing sherlock holmes into the world!
hetakiosk:
tawnyshine:
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
YAHOOLIGAN
don’t lie you know you were waiting for someone to do this
jsalvador:
esexist:
there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday
I’m a sasshole
Reblog this if you have ever attempted any of the...
souleaterevansdeathscythe:
xdominoe:
loki-is-our-god:
castiel-homo-of-the-lord:
vorticity007:
zombieirish:
-Waterbending
-Earthbending
-Firebending
-Airbending
-Using the force
-Telekenisis
-Flying
-The Matrix
-Alchemy
-Kamehameha
-Going Super Saiyan
-Jutsu Hand Signs
-Spells from Harry Potter
-Shapeshifting
-Breaking the 66 seals
-Opening purgartory
-Turning into a...
Inca Tern, a species of bird that lives in the...
did-you-kno:
Source
riddlemehiddleston:
things that say a lot about a person
their favourite character
the lyrics they write on their hands
the colours they wear
which murder weapon they prefer
how they make their tea
floozys:
i’m really sick of the phrase “find yourself”
you don’t find yourself
you make yourself
you’re a blank canvas
don’t waste your time looking for blank canvases
when you’ve had a paint brush in your hand the whole time
you can be anything you want to be
you don’t need to find yourself
you already have yourself
now paint
goodluck-beccasdq:
lindseyintheskywithdiamonds:
thats-blaine:
The Hunger Games:
Dedicates half a chapter to legs shaving, kills Finnick in half a sentence.
Isn’t that how life is, though? We can waste countless minutes stressing and focusing our attention on meaningless things while in an infinitesimal fraction of that time a life can be taken.
Whoa girl. Too deep for me.
faburry:
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br000t:
se4h4ven:
toxic-ponies:
how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active
I’m still not socially active
I’m not even active
mytoecold:
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
Love,
Drew
justinbieberrealness:
there is nothing romantic about being a mess and flunking out of school and crying in therapist’s offices and i wish movies would stop romanticizing this kind of thing bc it’s actually very shitty
“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone...”
–
When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.
It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems:...
witchyhellbroth:
pinenolanapple:
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you
harryedward:
i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me
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glad i decided that wasn’t a good time to come out
