+ Between 1 and 1 million yrs old + Likes long walks to anywhere peaceful
+ K L A I N E R &multishipper + avenging gryffinclaw waterbender in ND
+ still figuring out how to write and art + Ms. Swears-A-Lot + liberalism and other ideas, anti-SJWank +
(maybe a)bi-corn + in possession of a perverted mind, a black belt in emoticons, and CAPS LOCK + tag whisperer
+ tag me with luminarychild please!
Strumming On My Heartstrings
Words: 5 500+ this chapter of 7 000+ total so far
Rated: Generally PG-13, but it may go up
Spoilers/Warnings: All aired eps, straight!Blaine. Additional blangst and homophobia in this chapter!
A/N: Alllllrighty, here is where straight!Blaine comes from! I think now would be a great time to point out that I am making Kurt and Blaine the same age in this AU. Also, please forgive any inaccuracies of the American education system; I’m from Canada, soz ;x This chapter’s über damn long, but I hope you enjoy, comment, review, share, etc/ALL THE THINGS regardless!
Disclaimer: Glee belongs to Fox/RIB+ and, yes! Some of the dialogue comes straight out of NBK :3
itsonlyafleshwound asked you: klaine breakup
BUT - LIKE - WHY?
WELL, OKAY, YOU ASKED FOR IT.
Light R-rating???? PG-13????
Kurt watches as Blaine bursts through the door, his eyes glaring with anger despite the tears running down his cheeks. Kurt only stands his ground, lifting his chin in defiance as he stares back with narrowed eyes. Blaine stomps toward him, stopping just inches before Kurt, breathing harshly.
“You need to fight, Blaine,” Kurt says in a cold voice. His fists clench at his sides. He looks down with tear filled eyes, but goes on unbothered. “Why won’t you fight?” he yells. “You’re a fighter, Blaine! Fight for us!”
“How can I fight for us when there is no us?” Blaine screams back, his arms thrown up into the air. The two are already toe to toe with each other when Blaine shouts, “How can I fight for you when you’ve already left me?”
pertinaciousheartasked you: Blaine comforting Kurt after he doesn’t get in to NYADA
“Ben and Jerry’s Cheesecake Brownie?”
“Box of tissues?”
Kurt raises a brow, looking over his emergency feel good kit list with tired eyes over at his boyfriend standing at his door with a duffel bag in one hand and a tub of ice cream in the other.
“Double check?” Kurt repeats.
“Got two just in case,” Blaine says with a smile. Kurt’s mouth twitches. He wants to smile back - god, he does, his boyfriend is so perfect - but the reality of rejection still weighs down on him, heavy and unwilling to leave him just yet.
Blaine’s his life saver, if anything. He’d been every bit perfect and supportive of him since Kurt received his NYADA letter a week ago, and though Kurt feels like he should be over it now, he’s just glad Blaine knows him well enough to know Kurt better than himself.
“Do I need to do a rundown of the movies I need?” Kurt sighs, turning back to his list and leaning against the doorway.
“Nope. Pretty sure I got them all,” Blaine replies confidently. Kurt drops his hand to look at Blaine skeptically, about to open his mouth to ask if he was sure when Blaine starts listing them off with a nod at each title. “Sound of Music, Moulin Rouge, Pretty in Pink, Sleepless in Seat -“
Blaine doesn’t even finish the rest of the movie list when Kurt flings his arms around him, burying his face into Blaine’s neck and clinging. It’s awkward at first since Blaine’s still holding the Ben and Jerry’s tub and his other hand is hanging tight to the duffel bag of things Kurt needs to feel better. Blaine eventually drops the duffel eventually, letting his now free arm wrap around Kurt tightly and adjusting his other arm so Kurt can press even closer with the ice cream out of the way.
“Thank you,” Kurt sniffles, biting his lip and grabbing helplessly at Blaine’s shirt, fisting it as he nuzzles his face into Blaine’s shoulder.
“I’m always gonna be here for you,” Blaine whispers, and not a beat later Kurt feels Blaine’s lips press against his head. “Always.”
a blessing (not quite) in disguise
Fandom: Glee/Avengers crossover
Characters: Kurt/Blaine + Tony
Words: 1 200+
Rated: PG because of Tony
Summary: Just because Kurt can join Blaine to visit his dad at Stark Tower doesn’t mean he can’t show off. But that also doesn’t mean he can avoid Blaine’s curfew.
Spoilers/Warnings: Spidey!Kurt and Blaine Stark
A/N: For klaine au friday! Inspired by Inky’s fic. (Hope you don’t hate me for fleshing out your idea?? /o\) You could read that before this if you’d like; it’s a bit of a sequel(?)
Disclaimer: I take all the disclaimers!
Kurt lands not quite so gracefully onto a rooftop, rolling onto the solid floor with a giggle and Blaine rolling out of his arm.
Blaine laughs, apparently breathless when he gasps, “Oh my god.”
Kurt chuckles, facing Blaine, who continues to stare up to the night sky.
“How are you?” Kurt asks, a little hesitant. After all, it’s not like everyday you prove to your boyfriend over a weekend visit to his father in NYC that you are actually Spider Man by swinging from building to building.
and i cannot lie
Rated: PG/PG-13 (for the ending)
Summary: Blaine has issues about his ass. This is what happens.
Spoilers/Warnings: body insecurities…?
A/N: This sounded much better in my head. Title shamelessly from Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot /o\
Blaine steps in front of his mirror, looking at the way his jeans fit him. He’s trying on a bunch of new pants he and Kurt chose together for him, only checking how they look on him now because they were too pressed for time to try them on in the change room at the store.
“Does my butt look big in these?” Blaine asks, a little on edge at Kurt’s final verdict as he twists and turns in front of his mirror. It’s a little pathetic, to say the least, to be cautious around his boyfriend about an issue as silly as how big his ass is, but still. Blaine may be a pretty confident guy, sure, but he has issues with his body too. One of them in particular being his ass.
(Most of his insecurities come from Cooper’s endless teasing about how big his butt was when they were younger. Blaine knows that Coop said most of it in fun and because it’s in my job description to make fun of you, squirt, but it never stopped Blaine from thinking about it.)
However, Blaine’s worries are pointless because Kurt doesn’t even bat an eyelash away from his copy of Vanity Fair when he replies, “Yes, your butt looks big in everything.”
One way waffles bring people together
Characters: Kurt/Blaine, also Puck and Rachel (but not together)
Words: 1 400+
Rated: PG for Puck’s mouth
Summary: It’s unexpected, but it’s the story of Puck’s love for Eggo waffles finally bringing together Kurt and Blaine
Spoilers/Warnings: crossover to the movie Zombieland
A/N: HERE! HAVE A TON OF WORDS ABOUT KLAINE BEING AWKWARD, RACHEL BEING RACHEL, AND PUCK LOVING WAFFLES! Enjoy the Zombieland parallels~ (kinda)
Disclaimer: I own nada from glee and Zombieland
If there’s one thing Blaine’s learned today, it’s that he doesn’t enjoy being woken up by the car swerving a deadly U-turn.
“EGGO TRUCK!” Puck yells, efficiently waking Blaine up as Blaine grabs something to hold onto. It ends up being Kurt, who groans at Blaine’s hand gripping onto his shoulder.
“Oof!” Kurt exclaims, slamming into the car window behind him just as Blaine falls on him. He glares down at Blaine, though it’s not as bad as it could be because he looks like he just woke up too.
Blaine grimaces, getting off quickly. “Sorry,” he apologizes, moving towards the front of the car where Puck and Rachel are sitting.
I had the time of my life fighting dragons with you
Characters: Kurt/Blaine (with bonus Coop!)
Summary: “It’s amazing what a few pillows and a shot of innocent imagination could do, but that’s how Kurt and Blaine spent their time together, dreaming up fantastic castles and having elaborate journeys.”
A/N: YAY FAIRYTALE!KLAINE FOR KLAINE AU FRIDAY! OR KINDA. I TRIED?? Don’t hate because the title is from a Taylor Swift song xp
Disclaimer: ~i no own gleeee~
“Oh, save me, Prince Blaine! Save me!”
“I’m coming, Prince Kurt, I’m coming!”
The living room was no longer a living room, it was the darkest lands of the country. The house was no longer a house, it was an entire kingdom. It’s amazing what a few pillows and a shot of innocent imagination could do, but that’s how Kurt and Blaine spent their time together, dreaming up fantastic castles and having elaborate journeys.
lie with me, with your tiny feet
Summary: “So, long night; Kurt didn’t exactly enjoy it. Still, there are mornings like these that make everything so, so worth it.”
A/N: I was surrounded by babies on my bus to school today - I got inspired. Also, it’s inspired by this BECAUSE IMAGERY, MAN, IT’S PERFECT.
(hope you dkm for using the baby Tracy /o\)Title from yet another Ed Sheeran song: Small Bump
Disclaimer: ~glee is not mine~
It had been a rough night.