1. whagwan padawan?

    + Between 1 and 1 million yrs old + Likes long walks to anywhere peaceful

    + K L A I N E R &multishipper + avenging gryffinclaw waterbender in ND

    + still figuring out how to write and art + Ms. Swears-A-Lot + liberalism and other ideas, anti-SJWank + (maybe a) bi-corn + in possession of a perverted mind, a black belt in emoticons, and CAPS LOCK + tag whisperer

    + tag me with luminarychild please!

  1. Here have some fic recs

    tbh, this is mostly for me because I have bookmarks all over the place and finding these in a post would just save my LIFE.  But yeah whatever, here.

    All of these recs are NC-17/M rated, as well as long/fleshed out (or becoming this way) fics, so please tread lightly!  Proper warnings are at the beginning of each fic.

    You Shook Me (All Night Long) by clockworkwords, WIP - werewolf!au where Blaine is a sub/omega, and Kurt doesn’t know (yet) that he’s Blaine’s alpha.  Still short right now BUT I’M SO EXCITED FOR WHERE THIS GOES.

    • Warning:  It’s mentioned that there will be eventual mpreg!

    Unwanted by Anon on GKM, WIP - D/s!ageplay!au where Blaine is an unclaimed sub at 16 and meets 26-yr-old Kurt in a subhouse where he must go when he gets sick from not being dominated.  It’s just fucking HOT and HEARTBREAKING, good God.

    • Warning:  lack of self-esteem and other sexual triggers

    Hurricane by androidsfighting, COMPLETE - future!fic where Blaine attempts suicide after a messy divorce and custody battle with Kurt for their daughter, Amelia.  It’s so goddamn heartbreaking and aksdjfioadhfasdf UGH I CRIED SO MUCH WHEN I READ IT.

    • Warning:  Insane triggers for depression and anxiety, among lots of other things.
    • Sequel:  Landslide, WIP - the aftermath and other drabbles of Hurricane

    Conjecture, Expectation, and Surmise by lilinas, WIP - follow up to Expectation Fails that fleshes out Kurt and Blaine’s coming out as a couple.  I CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF THIS VERSE.  OKAY?  OKAY.  GLAD TO CLEAR THAT UP.

  2. lie with me, with your tiny feet

    Fandom:  Glee
    Characters:  Kurt/Blaine
    Words:  800+
    Rated:  G
    Summary:  “So, long night; Kurt didn’t exactly enjoy it.  Still, there are mornings like these that make everything so, so worth it.
    Spoilers/Warnings:   None
    A/N:  I was surrounded by babies on my bus to school today - I got inspired.  Also, it’s inspired by this BECAUSE IMAGERY, MAN, IT’S PERFECT.  (hope you dkm for using the baby Tracy  /o\)  Title from yet another Ed Sheeran song:  Small Bump
    Disclaimer:  ~glee is not mine~

    It had been a rough night.

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  3. and you can stay with me forever

    Fandom:  Glee
    Characters:  Kurt/Blaine
    Words:  700+
    Rated:  G
    Summary:  Wherein Blaine’s hungover and Kurt’s being very kind to him
    Spoilers/Warnings:   None
    A/N:  Title from Cold Coffee by Ed Sheeran because appropriateness!

    Click here for the fic on S&C
    Or look under the cut!

    Despite years of maturity and drinking experiments, Blaine still isn’t fantastic at holding his liquor.  Santana’s little get together last night (her, Blaine, Kurt, whiskey, and Coke) and his resulting hangover is strong proof of that.  The insults Santana made – the ones Blaine barely remembers now – from the night before is also added evidence.

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“Daddies, Daddies!” Eliza calls out, rushing towards to the living room where her fathers are watching TV as fast as she can.
Blaine turns the volume down on the television, turning towards his daughter.  “Yes, Eliza?” he asks, and Kurt turns to his daughter as well.
Eliza hides her hands behind her back, grinning wide.
“Guess what I learned in school today?” the 8 year old prompts, jumping on the balls of her feet.
Kurt raises a perfect brow, looking at his husband, who looks just as confused as he feels.
“What?”
“Penguins mate for life,” she answers, as if it were the most obvious thing and explained everything.
Blaine narrows his eyes, his head tilting to the side every so slightly.
“Yes, and?” he asks.
“Annnnnnnd,” Eliza continues, “that’s like you and daddy!”  As she reveals so, she brings her hands out from where they were hiding behind her back, revealing a small, homemade card in a dimpled hand.  Eliza passes the card to her fathers, who take the card with matching dopey smiles.
The card is onesided, with a family of penguins standing in the center in the middle of a snow background.  Eliza seems to have written in which penguin was who, with Blaine and Kurt penguins hugging the smaller penguin version of Eliza.
They two men look at each other with stupid grins before turning back to their daughter, who was patiently waiting for their verdict.
“It’s beautiful, honey,” Blaine says, an arm reaching out to the little girl.  Eliza takes it happily, hugging her daddy tightly.
“Gorgeous, Eliza,” Kurt agrees, wrapping his arms around his family and holding them tight.  “Thank you.”
Later that day, the card hangs proudly on the fridge, and though most people who look at the picture often don’t understand what’s happening, the Hummel-Anderson family know exactly just what’s going on.

Klaine Week 2012 - Day Seven:  daddy/domestic!Klaine
In which Eliza finds out that penguins mate for life, and decides to share this information with her daddies.  Part of this verse.

Again, another super freaking cheesy fanart, BUT THIS VERSE WOULD NOT LEAVE ME ALONE!!  AND PENGUIN!KLAINE?!!!
As per usual, I have unrelated fic for the day’s theme as well found here.

    “Daddies, Daddies!” Eliza calls out, rushing towards to the living room where her fathers are watching TV as fast as she can.

    Blaine turns the volume down on the television, turning towards his daughter.  “Yes, Eliza?” he asks, and Kurt turns to his daughter as well.

    Eliza hides her hands behind her back, grinning wide.

    “Guess what I learned in school today?” the 8 year old prompts, jumping on the balls of her feet.

    Kurt raises a perfect brow, looking at his husband, who looks just as confused as he feels.

    “What?”

    “Penguins mate for life,” she answers, as if it were the most obvious thing and explained everything.

    Blaine narrows his eyes, his head tilting to the side every so slightly.

    “Yes, and?” he asks.

    “Annnnnnnd,” Eliza continues, “that’s like you and daddy!”  As she reveals so, she brings her hands out from where they were hiding behind her back, revealing a small, homemade card in a dimpled hand.  Eliza passes the card to her fathers, who take the card with matching dopey smiles.

    The card is onesided, with a family of penguins standing in the center in the middle of a snow background.  Eliza seems to have written in which penguin was who, with Blaine and Kurt penguins hugging the smaller penguin version of Eliza.

    They two men look at each other with stupid grins before turning back to their daughter, who was patiently waiting for their verdict.

    “It’s beautiful, honey,” Blaine says, an arm reaching out to the little girl.  Eliza takes it happily, hugging her daddy tightly.

    “Gorgeous, Eliza,” Kurt agrees, wrapping his arms around his family and holding them tight.  “Thank you.”

    Later that day, the card hangs proudly on the fridge, and though most people who look at the picture often don’t understand what’s happening, the Hummel-Anderson family know exactly just what’s going on.

    Klaine Week 2012 - Day Seven:  daddy/domestic!Klaine

    In which Eliza finds out that penguins mate for life, and decides to share this information with her daddies.  Part of this verse.

    Again, another super freaking cheesy fanart, BUT THIS VERSE WOULD NOT LEAVE ME ALONE!!  AND PENGUIN!KLAINE?!!!

    As per usual, I have unrelated fic for the day’s theme as well found here.

  5. Keep It Together (But I Can’t!)

    Author:  Me!
    Fandom:
      Glee
    Pairing:
      Kurt/Blaine (+1!)
    Words:
      400+
    Rated:
      G
    Summary:  Klaine Week Day Five – Graduation/College.  A graduation is celebrated, and Blaine can’t quite seem to keep himself together for it.
    Spoilers/Warnings:
      Slight character spoiler for s03x15
    A/N:
      Part 5 of 7 fics I have for Klaine Week!  Previous parts can be found here.  This is a short thing (the shortest thing I’ve ever written tbh) because I can’t write justifiable nor proper grad/college fic for Klaine  /o\  Hope you enjoy my interpretation of this theme and I’m sorry it’s a bit late!
    Disclaimer:  I would’ve written in a Klaine conversation sometime since TFT if I owned glee.  Just saying.

    Blaine’s hand tightens where Kurt’s fingers are tangled with his, biting his lip as he watches the little girl with bright blue ribbons on her pigtails.  He’s shaking for her, anxious and excited all at once, and he doesn’t notice but Kurt rolls his eyes at the way Blaine’s acting.  Not that Blaine would really care at this point.  He just continues to watch the girl, who’s waiting patiently in her chair for her name to be called.

    And then, finally, it is.

    “Eliza Hummel-Anderson!”

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  6. Some call it crazy, others call it passionate

    Author:  Me!
    Fandom:
      Glee
    Pairing:
      Kurt/Blaine
    Words:
      600+
    Rated:
      G
    Summary:  Klaine Week Day Six – Wedding/Proposal.  Blaine makes a toast, Cooper looks embarrassed, but Kurt can only hope to have the older Anderson return the favour soon enough.
    Spoilers/Warnings:
      Slight character spoiler for s03x15
    A/N:
      Part 6 of 7 fics I have for Klaine Week!  Previous parts can be found here.  I don’t really have much to say about this but ENJOY and sorry it came out a little late!
    Disclaimer:  GLEE WOULDN’T BE ON HIATUS RIGHT NOW IF I OWNED IT!  /o\

    “– remember that, Coop?” Blaine teases, his story recounted and his grin much too devilish for Cooper’s appreciation.  Kurt laughs, a hand coming up to cover his mouth, because, good god, he had never known this about Cooper.  He giggles helplessly at the ridiculous look on Cooper’s face, which is flushed red with embarrassment.

    Blaine agreeing to be Cooper’s best man at his wedding was the greatest idea ever.

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